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Reblogged from simplypotterheads

simplypotterheads:

A Harry Potter VS Twilight…dance off??????

Reblogged from laugh-addict

leafwhirlwind:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

I’m like bird…I wanna fly away…

mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.
"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.
"I don’t know," he sighed.
Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.
Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”
I frowned and he waited.
"My home is District 12."
Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.
I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.
He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”
I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”
He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

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mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.

"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.

"I don’t know," he sighed.

Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.

Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”

I frowned and he waited.

"My home is District 12."

Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.

I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.

He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”

I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”

He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

afternoonranger:

heyveronica:

digg:


Ever wonder, “Hey, why was the spawn of Twilight lovers Bella and Edward such a hideous CG monster troll?” Well, guess what? It could have been much, much worse. Behold the animatronic monster so hideous it scared the cast of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2, and had to be cut from the film.

Say no to robot babies.

N O P E BYE

this is terrifying. they should have kept it.

Reblogged from isleptpassnoon

afternoonranger:

heyveronica:

digg:

Ever wonder, “Hey, why was the spawn of Twilight lovers Bella and Edward such a hideous CG monster troll?” Well, guess what? It could have been much, much worse. Behold the animatronic monster so hideous it scared the cast of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2, and had to be cut from the film.

Say no to robot babies.

N O P E BYE

this is terrifying. they should have kept it.

Reblogged from isleptpassnoon

iamthetwickster:

angryqueerlady:

appropriately-inappropriate:

pixiepienix:

badfem:

nextyearsgirl:

francescadarimini:

govinduhh:

this is an actual scene from the movie 

Can we talk about how in Twilight mythology Jake was apparently in love with Bella’s egg while it was still in her ovaries? Because it’s been years and I’m still not over that.

what

even imaginary men in literature are genuinely so fucking disgusting

And lets not forget that SMeyer wrote Bella as being more incensed by a lame nickname than the fact that her best friend has just “imprinted” on her NEONATE daughter—who’s going to age to adulthood within a few years, and he’s gonna be “uncle Jacob”, til he’s not.

Yeah.

Bella, sweetie, big picture here.

SMeyer, creeper, eat glass.

the biggest problem being that Jacob kissed Bella against her will, and it was presented as romantic

that Jacob and Edward talked about forcing Bella to have an abortion and Edward offered Jacob the opportunity to have kids with her, without her even being present for this conversation, much less consenting to this, and it was presented as romantic

on top of all the times Edward dismantled Bella’s car in some way or another to prevent her from going places when he didn’t want her to

SMeyer deserves more shit for romanticizing abusive relationships throughout the entire series than for the strangeness of this once scene

well fucking said

(Source: slimegovi)

tjurpiss:

I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS EVER

Reblogged from theycallmebabycakes

tjurpiss:

I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS EVER

(Source: uproxx)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Twilight/Betty White
"Lightning flashed, revealing the vampire hunter that had just killed half of the Cullens, who lay at her feet in a pathetic, headless heap.
"Betty White. I should have known." I breathed angrily."

Reblogged from dduane

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Twilight/Betty White

"Lightning flashed, revealing the vampire hunter that had just killed half of the Cullens, who lay at her feet in a pathetic, headless heap.

"Betty White. I should have known." I breathed angrily."

Reblogged from and-in-the-morning-light

what-the-what:

Reblogged from mii22y

mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

(Source: iampietromaximoff)

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mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

(Source: iampietromaximoff)

some-timey-wimey-stuff:

simplylivetolive:

So…. This.

truth

Reblogged from rockyrants

some-timey-wimey-stuff:

simplylivetolive:

So…. This.

truth

(Source: losttothefandoms)

Reblogged from clintfbartonn

(Source: joelmchale)

Reblogged from journeytoenglisheducation

amandaonwriting:

Textual Analysis of The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Reblogged from josephledger-

misha-bawlins:

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

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Reblogged from dontmakemechokeaginge

swingsetindecember:

if you watch twilight closely

you can see how every actor regrets their life choices on making this film

even the cactus