Today I passed a father and his son walking down the road ahead of me. The son, a young boy, was dressed as a vampire. The dad asked, “So, are you going to be that Edward Cullen vampire for halloween?” And the boy replied: “No, daddy! I like girls!” I’m glad the young people understand. MLIA.
Congrats to member kombatxunit! You are our first member of the month! Kombatxunit is one of many contributors to the Anti Twilight community, most notably for the Why Meyerpires Cannot Exist topic; if you haven’t checked it out already do so now!
Today, my 6 year-old daughter was asking me questions about Santa Claus at dinner. My 13 year-old daughter was getting annoyed with all the dumb questions and simply told her younger sister that Santa didn't exist. Instead of being aghast and upset, my younger daughter just said, "Yea but neither does Edward Cullen!" My older daughter left the dinner table and I think its easy to say who won tonight.
“Yesterday, my friend gave me a life size cut-out of Robert Pattinson who is staring creepily at the viewer. Today, I have been placing Robert in various places around my house and he is successfully scaring the crap out of my mom, sister, and dad who keep letting out girly screams. Day well spent. MLIA”—