December 2009
37 posts
#25: Stephanie Meyer
zombiekookie:
american-apologies:
With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect for the intellect of women, Stephanie Meyer writes what could only be characterized as terrible fan fiction. The Twilight series has made her one of the most successful American authors today, and the film series based on her books is just as popular. The main character of her series, Bella,...
“The thing is, the thing is, it must be really depressing, if you’re a good, but...”
– whitepajamas, about Stephenie Meyer. (via flickflickflicker) exactly. And aspiring writers now have two choices: Write a good book and wait for people to notice; or write a twilight and get a movie deal. “the Meyers Method” (via luvina)
Today I went to see New Moon with my friend. I'm...
readme-readmenot:
brokenxstrings:
(via brittanyxraee)
Win.
HAHAHA
Are you sure it was because of your allergy?
Watchelsabette:
New Moon review, spot -on.
Laughed my ass off.
Beauty and the Beast Trivia
fydisneymovies:
When Belle is describing her favourite book “with far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, and a prince in disguise” she is talking about Beauty and the Beast
Not. Breaking. Dawn. >/
“Sparlkalitis: being so asexually homosexual that the pores of your skin ooze...”
– Hamma
New Moon as interpreted by LOLCATS. →
elvisreincarnate:
asunlessnight:
boredintheburbs:
This is easily the best performance of New Moon possible.
EPIC.
4 tags
New Moon Review →
As submitted by Yaneth
“It was like reading her sexual fantasy. Especially when she said it was based on...”
– RPattz
