August 2009
90 posts
Twilight
Bella: Mom i dont wanna go
Renee: Too bad. Suck it up
Bella: Ok
*On a plane*
Bella: WEE
Charlie: Yo wasap
Bella: Hi
*goes to school*
Bella: Hey look a hot guy
Edward: She smells funny
Bella: I think he thinks i smell funny
Bella: No one likes me
Eric: Hey. Your Hot
Bella: No one loves me
Mike: Hey. I love you
Bella: NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME!
Edward: Hi i am edward. I watch you while you sleep
Bella: ...Ok weird
Bella: OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!!
Edward: *pushy*
Bella: ohmygod. You saved me
Edward: No i didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did
Edward: No i didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did!
Bella: HI JACOB!
Jacob: Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood
Bella: Really?
Jacob: Yeah. Your hot
*does research*
Bella: OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE!
Edward: Durr
Bella: I love you
Edward: I love you too. Look I sparkle
Bella: SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE
Bella: Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!
Edward: Get into my car i can do freaky things!
Bella: Wee!
Edward: Lets eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I can read minds.
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I don’t eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: Do you like Baseball?
Bella: No
Edward: Let’s play
Edward: This is my family. We like baseball
Jasper: I have no Emotions
Alice: I AM TINKERBELL!
Rosalie: I am a bitch. Grr
Emmit: I am strong.
Carlisle: I is a doctor. i have seen you before you freak
Esme: I love you
Edward: VAMPIRES! EEK
Laurant: I is black
James: i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella
*breaks Bella’s Leg*
Bella: Owwie!
Edward: BASTARD
*Kills James*
Bella: Woo
Edward: I love you
Bella: I love you
Kissy Kissy
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In a nutshell.
“Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaming she wanted someont more like her...”
– FML: Your everyday life stories -I thought this one was funny… (via rawrgoesaimee)
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'Twilight' Author Sued for Vampire Rip-Off →
(via hxcfairy)
Had to see it coming. Though I would say her books are more of a rip off of another popular vampire series. :/
Hahaha fucking Twilight sex toy...
Me: OH MY GOD. dude did I tell you about the fucking Twilight sex toy?!
Bones: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Bones: LINK THAT SHIT
Me: HOLD UP
Me: I almost peed my pants
Me: I was laughing SO HARD. SHIT FUCKING SPARKLES BRO
Bones: Oh shit.
Bones: You better link that shit NOW
Me: http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP
Me: there
Me: I cracked up for a full 5 minutes.
Bones: I JUST PUKED IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE BIT.
Bones: OMG
Bones: OMG
Bones: OMG
Bones: OMG
Bones: OMG
Bones: OMG
Me: DO YOU WANT A SPARKLY DILDO? NO
Me: hahaha
Bones: "PUT IT IN THE FREEZER FOR THAT AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE!"
Me: WOW
Me: JUST WOW
Me: DED
Bones: UGHUGHUGHUGH
Bones: OMG
Bones: THAT'SJUSTWRONG
Bones: SOFUCKINGWRONG
Me: HOW FUNNY IS THAT THOUGH?!
Bones: EWEWEWEWEW
Bones: I'M DYING. I CAN'T WAIT TIL THEY REPORT ABOUT IT ON WEEKEND UPDATE ON SNL.
Put it in the freezer for authentic experience! : D
Twilight is now a religion. →
elsabette:
noahkai:
helllloimjess:
thatjeffreykid:
bendthelight:
sethrader:
Wat (via merricat)
just threw up a little
someone please stop this maddness
It’s no wonder the world is ending. Look what my fucking generation has come to. :(
Yep. It happened. (And by the way, I am questioning their intelligence now. :D)
1789. I wish Edward Cullen had never been created....
(via everythingiwishfor)
Our First 'Twi-tard' Comment
100 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Thanks for ruining our run of Comments that were Nice and well-thought out even though were of the opposite opinion.
New Icon?
Tell me what you think
(the difference being that this one is less squished, not side by side, nor does it fade like the Actual Banner of TS does.)
Yes/No?
How Twilight Fans Came to Be →
binbons:
*gasp*
I know, I know.
But this is pretty funny.
*gasp*
mliaverage:
Today, I realized that many MLIA stories are about Harry Potter, and none are about Twilight. I’m glad the average person has good taste. MLIA
