December 2011
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I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob...
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Oh boy. →
“Hi” I announced scaredly. Storm tried to catch my eye from across the classroom because I was talking to the new boy. I could hardly speak as I was blown away by his mysterious beauty. He was more beautiful than anything I had ever seen, it was mildly terrifying. He was whiter than the alabaster moon, darker than the dark side of the moon, more beautiful than moonlight falling on a thorny meadow....
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Apparently, Twilight is ‘so popular’ because...
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It’s true. I remember when I dated a sparkly stalker vampire, but was also totally in love with my werewolf best friend. It’s like Twilight gets me and understands that without a man, my whole life would be completely pointless and unbearable. Thank you Stephanie Meyer for showing the world what an average teenage experience is like.
….dumbass
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