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green3040:



I LOVE YOU ROBERT



it is literally my goal in life to attend a twilight autograph session and get him to sign my hp book.

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green3040:


I LOVE YOU ROBERT

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it is literally my goal in life to attend a twilight autograph session and get him to sign my hp book.

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  • Mom: Where can I get a CD with all of the songs from all 5 Twilight movies?
  • Me: Hell

This rage comic has been passed down the Armstrong line for GENERATIONS!

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rhinozilla:

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lopez122417:

The Nostalgia Critic on …. Bella Swan (by Zachary Matthew James)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Twilight.
“‘NO!’ yelled Charlie. But it was too late. Edward had already darted out the window. A moment later, a huge explosion rocked the van, and Charlie stomped on the break. He climbed out of the van to find sugar shooting out of the top like a geyser. The sugar had spilled everywhere; Edward had thrown off his clothes, and was rolling around gleefully in a massive pile of it. His skin was sparkling with tiny sugar crystals- this was the reason why the Indians in La Push thought he was a sparkly vampire; in actuality, he was just a rabid sugar addicted teenager, though admittedly, he was rather sparkly.”

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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Twilight.

“‘NO!’ yelled Charlie. But it was too late. Edward had already darted out the window. A moment later, a huge explosion rocked the van, and Charlie stomped on the break. He climbed out of the van to find sugar shooting out of the top like a geyser. The sugar had spilled everywhere; Edward had thrown off his clothes, and was rolling around gleefully in a massive pile of it. His skin was sparkling with tiny sugar crystals- this was the reason why the Indians in La Push thought he was a sparkly vampire; in actuality, he was just a rabid sugar addicted teenager, though admittedly, he was rather sparkly.”

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Twit Light: The dark and mysterious story of Lord Byron.

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obisham:

docter-who:

obisham:

I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay

My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire 

The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It

Now She’s ENGAGED To It

It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit

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shirtlessdamon:

I’M SORRY I’M LEGIT LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW

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the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

foolishvessel:

thedeadguyintheback:

why i don’t like Twilight: reason #78345

You can hate Twilight but Charlie is perfect.

I love charlie

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the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

foolishvessel:

thedeadguyintheback:

why i don’t like Twilight: reason #78345

You can hate Twilight but Charlie is perfect.

I love charlie

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