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And people wonder why Twilight fans are considered mentally unstable..
- (A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
- Customer: “Hey, do you guys sell the Twilight books?”
- Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
- Customer: “Have you read them?”
- Me: “Yes, I have.”
- Customer: “Didn’t you just LOVE them?!”
- Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
- Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are you f***ing serious?! These are the best books ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite you and drink all your blood!”
- Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
- AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS EPIC
