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scootyshabooty: alofthehomo: psiioniic: They’re doing it. First they romanticize Vampires Then Werewolves Now Zombies HOW IS THIS EVEN HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF? NO THIS IS NOT OKAY THEY RUINED VAMPIRES— I WAS KIND OF OKAY WITH THAT THEY RUINED WEREWOLVES— I WASN’T REALLY OKAY WITH THAT THEY RUIN ZOMBIES— I AM NOWHERE NEAR OKAY WITH THIS ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES  NO MORE NO LESS THEY DO NOT FEEL THEY DO NOT LOVE THEY E  A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G THAT IS I T  Not to mention that Teresa Palmer looks like the blond K-Stew. I am interested in reading the book and comparing it to the movie to see how much they screwed it up. 

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scootyshabooty:

alofthehomo:

psiioniic:

They’re doing it.

First they romanticize Vampires

Then Werewolves

Now Zombies

HOW IS THIS EVEN

HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK

UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?

NO

THIS IS NOT OKAY

THEY RUINED VAMPIRES— I WAS KIND OF OKAY WITH THAT

THEY RUINED WEREWOLVES— I WASN’T REALLY OKAY WITH THAT

THEY RUIN ZOMBIES— I AM NOWHERE NEAR OKAY WITH THIS

ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES 

NO MORE

NO LESS

THEY DO NOT FEEL

THEY DO NOT LOVE

THEY E  A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G

THAT IS I T 

Not to mention that Teresa Palmer looks like the blond K-Stew. I am interested in reading the book and comparing it to the movie to see how much they screwed it up. 

Posted January 21, 2012 at 10:12 pm 5803 notes

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    But… BUT. Zombies don’t fall in love. They just walk around going, “Ughhhhhhh” and eating shit. HOW. WHAT. WHY.
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    that guy doesn’t look very corpse/”zombie”-like at all, just pale and sickly >:c
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