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Twilight
Reblogged from chelswunder
- Bella: Mom i dont wanna go
- Renee: Too bad. Suck it up
- Bella: Ok
- *On a plane*
- Bella: WEE
- Charlie: Yo wasap
- Bella: Hi
- *goes to school*
- Bella: Hey look a hot guy
- Edward: She smells funny
- Bella: I think he thinks i smell funny
- Bella: No one likes me
- Eric: Hey. Your Hot
- Bella: No one loves me
- Mike: Hey. I love you
- Bella: NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME!
- Edward: Hi i am edward. I watch you while you sleep
- Bella: ...Ok weird
- Bella: OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!!
- Edward: *pushy*
- Bella: ohmygod. You saved me
- Edward: No i didn’t
- Bella: Yeah you did
- Edward: No i didn’t
- Bella: Yeah you did!
- Bella: HI JACOB!
- Jacob: Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood
- Bella: Really?
- Jacob: Yeah. Your hot
- *does research*
- Bella: OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE!
- Edward: Durr
- Bella: I love you
- Edward: I love you too. Look I sparkle
- Bella: SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE
- Bella: Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!
- Edward: Get into my car i can do freaky things!
- Bella: Wee!
- Edward: Lets eat
- Bella: Your weird
- Edward: I can read minds.
- Bella: Your weird
- Edward: I don’t eat
- Bella: Your weird
- Edward: Do you like Baseball?
- Bella: No
- Edward: Let’s play
- Edward: This is my family. We like baseball
- Jasper: I have no Emotions
- Alice: I AM TINKERBELL!
- Rosalie: I am a bitch. Grr
- Emmit: I am strong.
- Carlisle: I is a doctor. i have seen you before you freak
- Esme: I love you
- Edward: VAMPIRES! EEK
- Laurant: I is black
- James: i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella
- *breaks Bella’s Leg*
- Bella: Owwie!
- Edward: BASTARD
- *Kills James*
- Bella: Woo
- Edward: I love you
- Bella: I love you
- Kissy Kissy
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- In a nutshell.
